goofy joke

[fogducker]

Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?"

"No," the second guy says.

"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.

"Oh," says the second guy.

A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?"

"See what?" the second guy asks.

"Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there."

"Oh."

A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?"

By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!"

And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"

 

[Mumptia]

badddddddddd

 

[Furync]

2 guys go hunting deer.

they are out early at their spot in the wood, but near a road.

after a couple hours of waiting, the biggest buck you could ever imagine walks towards their spot, the guy with the bow draws his bow and waits for the deer to come in a little closer.

Out of the corner of his eye, the guy with the bow sees a funeral car beeing followed by other vehicles passing on the road.

He slowly puts his bow down, takes his hat off and to his chest, bows down his head in respect while the huge deer walks away.

The other guy says WOW! you have to be the most respectful hunter I've ever met.

The man says, yeah, we were married for 30 years.