PEW-12, Pump Engineered Woobie (making you sleep better since the mid-1800s).
12 Angry Mags (sounds more like a Christmas promotion though, *hint*)
POS-12, Pump Operated Shotgun (of course)
Trunk Monkey
KARE-N-12, Kanadian Arm Regulated Engagement - Nonrestricted (Nonsense)
BOB, just BOB
TNA TNL, Thunder n Lightning (already has the forward rail, can this be fitted with something like the Streamlight TL Racker)
Boom Pipe, or Pipe Boom (en Francais) ... It does look like a pipe "boom" though.
Eat Meat - 12, part of a low carb diet
Handgun-12, this way we can buy handguns again, kind of but not really. It has a detachable magazine, it could be a rifle.
Suppressor-12, even better we can buy supressor's now. Who's to say it isn't a suppressor (.. the loud noise it makes ... ?).
Shoulder Boulder
Shoulder Candy
Candy, just Candy ... comes with a bottle of Kilian Love Don’t Be Shy, or Chierosa (it is cheaper).
Lady Thumps, because it is provocative and gets the people going
I should go back to work, or whatever it is I am supposed to be doing.
... probably should get some work done. More to follow, maybe.
