Top ten reasons why owning a gun is better than getting married:
Number ten - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
Number nine - You can keep one gun at home and have another one to take with you on the road.
Number eight - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so he will probably let you try it out a few times.
Number seven - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for back up.
Number six - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
Number five - A gun doesn't take up a lot of wardrobe space.
Number four - Guns function normally every day of the month.
Number three - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
Number two - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after using it.
And the number one reason why some men prefer guns over women is: You can buy a silencer for a gun.
Number ten - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
Number nine - You can keep one gun at home and have another one to take with you on the road.
Number eight - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so he will probably let you try it out a few times.
Number seven - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for back up.
Number six - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
Number five - A gun doesn't take up a lot of wardrobe space.
Number four - Guns function normally every day of the month.
Number three - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
Number two - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after using it.
And the number one reason why some men prefer guns over women is: You can buy a silencer for a gun.
