Dorian Gray
CGN Ultra frequent flyer
Ugh, wasn't me but one time I bought my Dad a nice new 10/22 that he had been wanting for a while. He then went out and bought the ####tiest little tasco scope he could find to put on it. Then he wanted to sight it in. I was sober and he was not. (he wasn't bombed but our laws being the way they are, you shouldn't risk a driving even after you've had 1 or 2. Losing you license sucks.) So I said sure, i'll drive. We got into my truck and headed out into the bush just behind town.
So we get out of the truck, and he proceeds to load the gun. He then shoulders the rifle, leans on the side of my truck pointing the rifle over the box so he can shoot targets he had set up on the other side. I warn him: "Pop, with the way that barrel is aimed it looks like you're gonna shoot my truck." "No ####in' way!" He replies. "I can see through the scope just fine and there's nothing in the way of the rifle!" Then he lets one off and there is a giant "thunk" sound. "You stupid ####! I told you you were gonna shoot the truck!" I screamed. All I got in return was a sheepish look in. "Unload that ####ing thing! We're going home and you can come out tomorrow and shoot the #### out of your own truck if you want! My'ns reached it's limit for tonight!" I was a little steamed. The truck was less than a year old at the time.
There wasn't much damage. It hit a reinforced portion on the back inside of the box near the brake light housing. Just a good dent really. But from then on I decided I'm not going to shoot with anyone who may be even slightly under the influence. A no brainer for most of you I'm sure but having been raised in the "good ol' boy" tradition I never really gave it a second thought until then.
Tl;dr: Impaired father shot my truck. Not impressed. Don't drink and shoot kids.
So we get out of the truck, and he proceeds to load the gun. He then shoulders the rifle, leans on the side of my truck pointing the rifle over the box so he can shoot targets he had set up on the other side. I warn him: "Pop, with the way that barrel is aimed it looks like you're gonna shoot my truck." "No ####in' way!" He replies. "I can see through the scope just fine and there's nothing in the way of the rifle!" Then he lets one off and there is a giant "thunk" sound. "You stupid ####! I told you you were gonna shoot the truck!" I screamed. All I got in return was a sheepish look in. "Unload that ####ing thing! We're going home and you can come out tomorrow and shoot the #### out of your own truck if you want! My'ns reached it's limit for tonight!" I was a little steamed. The truck was less than a year old at the time.
There wasn't much damage. It hit a reinforced portion on the back inside of the box near the brake light housing. Just a good dent really. But from then on I decided I'm not going to shoot with anyone who may be even slightly under the influence. A no brainer for most of you I'm sure but having been raised in the "good ol' boy" tradition I never really gave it a second thought until then.
Tl;dr: Impaired father shot my truck. Not impressed. Don't drink and shoot kids.


















































