HELP! Being held captive by Why Not?
- Thread starter CoryTheCowboy
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Bungie cord will git yew buy in a pinch.
Put a split ring on the zeeper and yewz it fer dah hooks.
Keeps yer pantelonies up azz well azz yer zeeper.
Ya know whut they say, "If'n les port est ovre, est une casa".........
Put a split ring on the zeeper and yewz it fer dah hooks.
Keeps yer pantelonies up azz well azz yer zeeper.
Ya know whut they say, "If'n les port est ovre, est une casa".........
He has ruined the world famous Ugly 9.3..........
Said something about wanting to try it out. I figured everything was going according to plan. Great!
So we went to the range tonight to fireform some W-W 30-06 brass, and sight in the rifle with an even uglier scope to make the whole outfit even better.
After sighting in the rifle with an old 2.5 Scopchief in pivot mounts, he proceeded to rapid fire twenty rounds offhand. Something about seeing if it would work in Ontariariarioh conditions.
The bore is leaded so bad after twenty-three rounds, that you can barely see the rifling!
This is going to be harder than I thought......maybe need to have apple pie tomorrow.
Ted
Said something about wanting to try it out. I figured everything was going according to plan. Great!
So we went to the range tonight to fireform some W-W 30-06 brass, and sight in the rifle with an even uglier scope to make the whole outfit even better.
After sighting in the rifle with an old 2.5 Scopchief in pivot mounts, he proceeded to rapid fire twenty rounds offhand. Something about seeing if it would work in Ontariariarioh conditions.
The bore is leaded so bad after twenty-three rounds, that you can barely see the rifling!
This is going to be harder than I thought......maybe need to have apple pie tomorrow.
Ted
He has ruined the world famous Ugly 9.3..........
Said something about wanting to try it out. I figured everything was going according to plan. Great!
So we went to the range tonight to fireform some W-W 30-06 brass, and sight in the rifle with an even uglier scope to make the whole outfit even better.
After sighting in the rifle with an old 2.5 Scopchief in pivot mounts, he proceeded to rapid fire twenty rounds offhand. Something about seeing if it would work in Ontariariarioh conditions.
The bore is leaded so bad after twenty-three rounds, that you can barely see the rifling!
This is going to be harder than I thought......maybe need to have apple pie tomorrow.
Ted
Addaboy Cory! Show the Western folk how guns are supposed to be used... Ted even thinks that the gun needs rifling! My 12 gauge ain't got no rifling and it kills chickens just fine.
CoryTheCowboy
CGN Regular
I wasn't even shooting to the green plywood, after all, it was only a 2.5x power scope
Where's the action shot of me running back to the truck for for ammo? That's what separates the amateurs from the true pros
That's what I said!
Cory
This will explain a lot. Actually quite frightening! Had trouble holding the camera.
They wouldn't even let us shoot with the rest of the guys at the good concrete benches.
Crazy......just crazy!
Ted
CoryTheCowboy
CGN Regular
I attempted to calmly and clearly tell Ted that I didn't "need" the .270 that he had for sale, and he just lost it! I was sitting on a stool in his kitchen and next thing I knew he threw a coffee cup at me and knocked me and the stool over.
Cory
Cory
CoryTheCowboy
CGN Regular
What the heck izz try'n tah strangle the lad?
Jump'in Jimminie....................................................
That's a grizzly bear cub I think I'm going to try to smuggle back with me on the Greyhound...
Cory
I attempted to calmly and clearly tell Ted that I didn't "need" the .270 that he had for sale, and he just lost it! I was sitting on a stool in his kitchen and next thing I knew he threw a coffee cup at me and knocked me and the stool over.
Cory
Wow! Just wow.....he fell for it. Thanks Doug!
A hearty breakfast of home-fried potatoes, bear sausage, duck eggs, sourdough toast, and one more trip to the range ought to do it.
Ted
I attempted to calmly and clearly tell Ted that I didn't "need" the .270 that he had for sale, and he just lost it! I was sitting on a stool in his kitchen and next thing I knew he threw a coffee cup at me and knocked me and the stool over.
Cory
Don't worry about flying coffee mugs... but if he starts smiling and stares everywhere but in your eyes when he talks to you... be VERY afraid!
I attempted to calmly and clearly tell Ted that I didn't "need" the .270 that he had for sale, and he just lost it! I was sitting on a stool in his kitchen and next thing I knew he threw a coffee cup at me and knocked me and the stool over.
Cory
If'n things go wee stray there Tedderoonies, ya jest suppea-knee me and I'll comprendvous les judge.
Yer hunor, they wuzz awl sitt'n there munjahing vittles und every tyme thet there kabouy chewd hizz fewd
un swallered, well thet thang tewk tah uttakk'in the lad's troat.
Ole Teddiethere gartzs a mite bitt kon-cerned and well und'r the skreem awf hizz mizzus, well ole Ted
jumped up fer decklarrashuns and grabbed thet furr thang attachment and giver aw gewd'un tug.
Pewled that there chaps arse rite owtta thet stewl thank'n maybee he wuzz gonna rescew that lad gitt'n
hizz troat plum tore owt.
Thu harder ole Ted tuggs, thu lowder the yun'un skreeemed und Mister Wagner tawt the furr wuzz bitt'n
wid mawr vengunce.
Well, thet's oww that there kup gartzs broke and thet there fore legg'd stewl gartzs plum awf it's legg'ns.
Nowun knew the laddie haz such a bigg'un Addams apple.
Thetthar izz me story yer highnieness..........
Not to mention translating it.....
BigUglyMan
CGN Ultra frequent flyer
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You expected anything less?
