Hilarious IPSC Mantras/Sayings

[nighthawk]

I've noticed this for about a year now.

Our top shooters in BC having fun, and trying come up with humorous sayings to help a "fellow" competitor...

"Speed is Everything" is the most common one I've heard.

Have you heard anything else ?

I added "Accuracy comes with speed" after I heard the speed is everthing bit today.

Add your contribution here !

 

[Quigley]

you and I have a different definition for the word "Hilarious" This is barely even funny...

 

[maurice]

"you might not have hit much,...but it sure looked cool!"

 

[Westicle]

slow is fast....

 

[relliott]

Fast is slow; smooth is fast.
You can't miss fast enough to win.
Everyone starts with the same number of points.
It's not how you shoot; it's how you LOOK when you shoot.

None of these are particularly hilarious though.....

 

[arancio]

That was the fastest miss I ever saw

 

[viper7]

They only count the holes.

I may be slow, but I'm not very accurate.

 

[nighthawk]

Reliott

It's not how you shoot; it's how you LOOK when you shoot.

None of these are particularly hilarious though.....

That in the right context is funny.

This is the situation I am looking for. Those funny moments when the competitive spirit in you wants to screw up your buddy.

I heard a few during the nationals here in BC.

Keep them coming.

 

[pmt]

How would you shoot it?..........Oh...............really?

 

[relliott]

I think I'll come out of this box hard, and then go into the next one soft.....

 

[Freedom Ventures]

I almost pulled a Kelly!!!

 

[maurice]

I almost pulled a Kelly!!!

would that be the same as a "Cape Breton Kelly?"!

 

[Lawdog905]

"If shoot like you're afraid of the gun, the gun will do it's best to make you it's #####. Man up and own that s&*t."

 

[GlenShip]

First you get good.......then you get fast !

 

[viper7]

"Oh Geez, is dere a target over dere too?"



...says the guy who has run past his share of targets.

 

[Ralph Colwell]

....awwww, not again!

 

[Westicle]

canuck44 saying aboot IDPA

there is no use cheating cause all your goingto win anyway is a $0.12 certificate.

 

[Madness]

What class are you? (when said at Canadian matches)

Man I wish you would have told me you were going to do it that way...... I would have talked you out of it.

Shooting a revolver is like jerking off, sure its fun but nobody wants to see you do it.

You only have to hit the steel to look good on video.

That was good......... but how about you do it the right way next time?

Indoor matches are like jerking off to a picture of your sister, it gets the job done, but it just aint right.

If you're done making an ass of yourself, unload and show clear.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF your finished... ( said as you're standing several feet behind the shooter)

I paid for a whole target, I'm going to use the whole target

I prefer to shoot all the targets, but you do what ever turns your crank

 

[40cal]

"Nah, I meant to do that.........just saving on patches".

"I need an overlay for this no-shoot. I think it is a double".

"What do you mean......Slow the F@#$ Down?"

"If I was ready, do you think I would still look this puzzled?"

"Hey, that would have been real Cool if you had hit the targets!"

"I didn't realize that they had a Handicap Division".

 

[PH Racing]

"That was going really well 'til it started to suck"