I must have missed something....what does the bell do for the gun?
I hope you meditated with a cup of green tea before you shot that satori stick.
That's not a PING, it's a BONG. Doesn't count
M
Baiting hippies is against the law in Canada and you can be jailed for it. Bells, incense, and granola are also prohibited for the purposes of baiting (except in the province of Alberta).
You can, however, hit them with your truck in which case you can keep the hide but the province keeps the meat.