Hunter terms/sayings

[dannymat]

Friend of mine has a clothing line and is doing some camo stuff.

He's looking for some hunter terms or sayings.

You guys feel like helping out?

 

[Pyd]

"hey, watch where you point that thing"
"I don't think you hit it, but you sure scared the hell out of it"
"screw this, lets go get a beer"

I am not much help am I?

 

[7.62mm]

Those aren't antlers..........those are nubs.

 

[EvilDezel]

Theres a special place for all of natures creatures....... Right next too the potatoes and gravy!

 

[Suka]

Texas heart shot.

Never seen one, but I laugh every time I hear it.

 

[sealhunter]

Bang Flop

 

[Pathfinder]

A bad day in the bush is better than any day in the office.

 

[GSoD]

Bang Flop

That would be awesome

 

[M12shooter]

My old man used to say..."Nothing looks more like a duck flying toward you than one flying away from you"... any duck hunters on this board can appreciate that one.

 

[EvilDezel]

It looked alot bigger in the scope.

 

[looch]

"liver and onions tonight"

 

[gallen270]

"cant eat tracks"

"if its brown its down"

 

[M12shooter]

"Antlers make pretty thin soup"

 

[Wookie316]

Hmmn. I guess it got a case of "Ground Shrink"!

 

[sealhunter]

"Take 'em"

 

[sealhunter]

"....and then, with a piece of string, tie off the anus"

 

[sealhunter]

"Lean into it, Scope Bite"

 

[sealhunter]

"gently toss musrooms into the toss salad, or launch mushrooms at 3000fps"'
Vegetarianism = Anemic

 

[sealhunter]

"I must have bumped my scope"

 

[JohnC]

"if it's red its dead"

"water attracts bullets"

( I got this from an old moose hunting guide book, No BS)

"a moose will charge a flashlight"

- from an idiot relative who thank God no longer hunts and managed not to kill himself or others - only caused the odd bit of apoplexy among his companions - while he did hunt.