Hunter terms/sayings

[fogducker]

M R ducks
M R not
M R too
C M wangs
L I B
M R ducks!

 

[Rifleman1911]

"See I didnt miss, But the truck's gonna need washin."

 

[captonion]

Button Buck....

 

[Gope]

"You like fast food? Nothing beats a 90MPH Fast duck."

 

[Rifleman1911]

"Been there, killed it , gonna do it again."

 

[daveg01]

"What happens at the camp, stays at the camp..."

 

[kjohn]

Warning shot!!

 

[huntinstuff]

Camo - The original order of dress

Camo Condoms - She will never see you coming

 

[hakx]

"Looks like a deer....only smaller"

 

[telesquirt]

" Don't cut the piss bag!"

 

[M12shooter]

If it looks like a deer it's probably not!

 

[H4831]

It was so tough you couldn't stick your fork in the gravy.

An excited hunter taking his pal to the moose he just shot and saying what big Horns (antlers) it had. Turned out to be a cow with no horns. "Damn, must have been her big ears I saw!"

(This is a true tale.)

 

[M12shooter]

It was so tough you couldn't stick your fork in the gravy.

An excited hunter taking his pal to the moose he just shot and saying what big Horns (antlers) it had. Turned out to be a cow with no horns. "Damn, must have been her big ears I saw!"

(This is a true tale.)

This is a fun thread!

 

[Bulkley Mouse]

Make sure it has e4 ears!!!

 

[migrant hunter]

A guy I used to hunt ducks with would shoot at a duck, shake his fist at it and shout "and don"t come back" as it flew off. Obviously needs to be acompanied by a cartoon!

 

[sparkes3]

nobody moves nobody gets hurt.hey hold this

 

[gallen270]

"next year, no beans in camp"

 

[brotherjack]

"Did his mommy run off after you shot him?"

 

[savage express]

"Oh I would say I took him, must of been at least 450-500 yards away"


And the old "Mud, Blood and the Beer."

 

[G P]

Quack Quack Bang