Hunter terms/sayings

[Carbine]

Vegatables aren't food -They are what food eats.

 

[popcan]

How about:


"I had no idea you could only hunt migratory birds at a certain time. This has been really educational," Fraser said.

 

[ukie_10]

308's petting zoo, reach out and touch em (just made it up...terrible lol)

 

[mike_b]

"hey, watch where you point that thing"
"I don't think you hit it, but you sure scared the hell out of it"
"screw this, lets go get a beer"

I am not much help am I?

haha.....now that's a good one

 

[Mr. Friendly]

I love it!!!

cant sleep.......deer will eat me.

 

[1duckslayer]

Girl holding a big buck by the horns

"as a matter of fact I do shoot like a girl"

waterfowl hunters

"driving trucks and killing bucks/ducks"
"shoot em in the face"
"if it flys it dies"
"cutt em boyz"
"bang...wait for it....splash"
"this flight has been grounded"
"Man its hard to take a leek when you got a three inch willy and six inches of clothes" (that one is mine )

 

[CROWCA]

Grease um ,Gut um and Grill um.

 

[tjsudbury]

"don't take any pisoners"

 

[savage express]

The deer are so skittish, All I've been seeing is white.

 

[Puma]

"Tracks make thin soup"

 

[powder burner]

Extreme ground shrinkage

I give that one 9 for artistic impression (usually when in a gopher patch)

Em er Ducks!

 

[powder burner]

Moose.

9,000 hungry wolves cant be wrong.

 

[powder burner]

You hunt moose better with an empty stomach.

 

[powder burner]

Really not good. bad bad news...

 

[bullwinkle3006]

you can't prove it was me who stole your hubcaps...

how could you possibly identify me when I was wearing real tree camo?

 

[talon]

"He just grinned at me and gave me the hoof"

"What deer?"

" Decoys were all wrong"

" I think I pulled that one buddy"

"fog on the scope"

 

[popcan]

"You don't know you're in trouble until the hooves drop over the tops of your shoulders....."

 

[hunt365]

Ok here goes from the wisest man I know!!!!
Teach a man to hunt and he will feed his family for a lifetime
Teach a man how to fish and he will bor the hell out of you on some fishing show!!!!!

 

[beretta boy]

On missing two ducks over the decoys (or a 'true pair' at Sporting) :

"Conservation Double" / "Breeding Pair"

 

[Norton]

- You don’t need a better gun, your gun needs a better hunter.

- I’ve never been lost, but I look for a new way home a lot.

- I’m never lost if I can look down and see my feet in my boots.

- I’m a second generation vegetarian, I only eat animals that eat plants.

- No matter where I go, there I am.

- Camping hurts my liver.

- I hunt alone every chance I get and I stay out until the voices in my head start slurring.