Hunter terms/sayings

[daveg01]

Camping hurts my liver

Now that's funny!

 

[Seabass]

"Slayer of all things that need slaying" Could be taken out of context, or too gruesome. Oh well, its all I got.

 

[Foxhound]

OK, OK, Its your elk.....just let me cut my saddle off before you tag it."

 

[quackquackbang]

AR one/ NAR one!!! there some newife slang for ya!!!

 

[Pronto211]

OK, OK, Its your elk.....just let me cut my saddle off before you tag it."

Alright now thats friggin funny.

 

[DVXDUDE]

"Nature is nowhere near as humane as a 180g ballastic tip."

 

[Gibbs505]

"Get as close as you possibly can, then get ten yards closer!!"

 

[horseman2]

Tracks are fresh only when smelling the hoof prints . . . moose turds are falling on your head.

 

[horseman2]

"OOPS - Is that your dog?"
"What do you mean to clean your rifle - It cleans itself every time your fire a shot".
"If it looks like a stump it might be a moose - If it looks like a moose it probably is a moose".
"Honest officer, its the first moose I ever shot with shoes on".

 

[gunrunner100]

Our hunt camp saying-
"Mammal down!"

 

[Bpower]

Going to go tip over a swamp donkey

 

[beretta boy]

Hunted all day ... was so tired, I slept a hole right through the bed !

If you get lost, just fire one quick shot !

 

[dan240]

when someone is full of B.S.
"spread er thin brother i got a big farm"

After a good meal that clears the guts out.
"It's good for coughs and colds, sore arse holes, makes child baring a pleasure"

 

[savagelh]

shooting little bucks
"still had milk on its lips"

My dad to me after I shoot a skunk or porky
"you killed it, you eat it"

 

[redneck4life]

Stack them like cordwood.

 

[the spank]

Cycle 3

If It Flies It Dies

Looks Like a Pillow Exploded

 

[jjohnwm]

There's a fine line between hunting and just sitting there looking stupid.

 

[snowhunter]

Hunting, does it get more barbaric ? You kill it, then you eat it

 

[Badlag]

Happiness is a Warm Barrel

KaBoom....Kaboom" I GOT IT I GOT IT "Kaboom Kaboom Kaboom Kaboom Kaboom Kaboom
Quote from a dumbazz Brother in Law

 

[D3006]

I live for hunting