Neat thread. We bought a canoe years ago for use at our cabin. Our two daughters would use it once in a while, but mostly it sat. About three years ago, I had the big inspiration to buy a small electric motor and do some fishing.
I bought one and went to the cabin, mounted the little motor, put the nice new battery in, life jacket to sit on, small camera in shirt pocket, paddle, bailing can, yep, all set to head out.
The canoe was in about a foot of water, right on the shore. I step in get all hunkered down, and over she goes! I landed in about 16 inches of water, battery in the water, one heck of a schmozzle. Of course, I landed flat out on my face!
Just to make matters really embarrassing, there were three young teen girls sitting on the next dock watching the launching. I stood up, dripping wet, and muttered something, collected all the "flotsam and jetsam" (Jackie Gleason quote), dragged the canoe up on shore and went up to the cabin to get dry clothes.
The girls were polite enough that they didn't laugh out loud right then and there.
I dressed in dry clothes, and made a successful launch on the second try, minus the ruined camera.
I think the moral of my story is.... kjohn will not be canoeing much in the future, unless I can attach wings to keep the stupid thing from tipping over.