Hunting partner jokes! Share your tricks and pranks

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Just pulled a funny on my hunting buddy.
Being the funny guy I think I am, I took a Coyote I had skinned earlier
and put him with just the furry head and fore legs sticking out from trees and brush.
To preface this he missed a nice one here last Saturday and is a novice hunter, never shot anything larger than a pheasant.
I placed it on the trail we use to go to the Whack Shack and watch the bait pile.

I knew he was going in to hunt this evening after getting off early from work.
So I have been waiting at home for the text from him and I was not disappointed.
This is what I received

I can't stop giggling......
 
I did the same thing with an old pair of mounted ruffed grouse my buddy had in his garage. We set them up in some alder branches on a trail we knew we were going to hunt the next day with a friend who was coming home to join us. Next day we are walking the trail and said there's two in the trees Darren. They are all yours buddy. He kept creeping up closer and closer while we are saying "shoot, they look nervous, get them before they fly."
You could tell he was on the fence but he finally bought it and let fly. When they didn't fall we said "shoot them again" and he cuts loose a second round. It was hilarious to see all the pellet marks in the branches around them when we fetched them down. He was laughing as hard as we were.
 
Have you seen that video of the guys from Quebec that pretend to be a bear and growl and whack and claw at the back of an outhouse with a buddy in it?
 
Ha ha.... That's awesome....

I took the head of a whitetail I shot at camp and tucked it in bed with one of the boys mafia style last year..... He was less than impressed..... Lol.... But he laughed later.... God knows what I am in for next year.....
 
There once was a hurting buddy that thought he was a funny kinda guy, ( we all know one or have one ) that left a skinned coyote on the trail that we take to go to our " whack shack" and scared the crap out of the one who was heading into hunt one evening after
Leaving work. Needless to say his heart reaves for a second and a "Jesus Christ" was said as he got spiked by it as he caught a glimpse of it out of the corner of his eye.....

Well played friend well played! ............ Even the wife saw the ha ha
 
I put one of those blow up deer decoys in one guys sleeping bag.
We also put a bear in the outhouse one night while a guy was away from camp. When he got in, he went straight for the outhouse. Bit of a scream like a girl, then he called us all a bunch of bastards. Quite loudly as I recall.
We had two black belts in camp, and one of them decided to surprise the other. In the morning he climbed up in the rafters of the camp, and jumped on the other guy in bed.
One young lad was asleep on his deer watch when the dogger came through, so he fired a shot about ten feet behind him. The guy slept right through it!
 
Dad years ago had a fellow that wanted to try hunting.
Loaded up and headed out for the trip.
Dad found some grizz poop and knew this new hunter was coming up the trail.
The old boy whizzed all over this old scat and got it steaming.
Dad snuck back a bit and watched the performance.
The chap found the scat and got all spooked.
All the old boy could do to contain himself.
He said he waited a fair bit and high tailed out of there for fear of getting shot.
 
This is a third hand story I've gotten some mileage out of. Got it from my Dad, who got it from "someone who was there."

Story goes that an outfitter in the Yukon has some clients out in camp. Outfitter gets a can of blueberry pie filling from the camp cook, and takes it out where he plans to take the clients in the morning. Pours out the filling in a tidy pile in the middle of the trail. Next morning he's walking the clients along the path, and they "stumble upon" a pile of "grizzly bear scat." Outfitter plays up the discovery. One of the clients takes the bait, and asks "how long ago do you think he was here?" Outfitter dunks a finger in the "scat," pops it in his mouth, and proclaims "he was just here, less than an hour ago."
 
Not a "hunting" trick, but...Took some old carpet from a reno job in the house, draped it over an old sawhorse, and nailed a triangular board with a head shaped silhouette to it. Placed it just beside my neighbours house, right next to the back door so he would just catch it out of the corner of his eye. I wanted to set it up just inside the carport, but his wife didn't want to clean his underwear that bad.

Set it up on April Fool's day , no less.

The next year...I made up a pink elephant out of cardboard and set it up on his 100 yard range. (Well within sight of the house) His 3 year old thought it was the funniest thing ever, and even named me as the culprit.

The bear thing wasn't all that good of a decoy, but he had been thinking about bears coming out of hibernation soon. A good joke is all about planting the seed in some ones head and then acting on it.
 
This is a third hand story I've gotten some mileage out of. Got it from my Dad, who got it from "someone who was there."

Story goes that an outfitter in the Yukon has some clients out in camp. Outfitter gets a can of blueberry pie filling from the camp cook, and takes it out where he plans to take the clients in the morning. Pours out the filling in a tidy pile in the middle of the trail. Next morning he's walking the clients along the path, and they "stumble upon" a pile of "grizzly bear scat." Outfitter plays up the discovery. One of the clients takes the bait, and asks "how long ago do you think he was here?" Outfitter dunks a finger in the "scat," pops it in his mouth, and proclaims "he was just here, less than an hour ago."

This is the only one that I want to use so far.:popCorn:
 
Deer poo in a nice glass dish in the middle of the camp kitchen table - glossette anyone?

Not hunting, but related - I've put wood duck decoys in my neighbor's pool. He had his camera out and everything.

Young moose hunter's first moose - a male calf. This was in 1987 and to this day I have never seen anyone go as absolutely batty as this guy. He was running around whooping and hollering like he just won the lottery. My dad offered to show him how to clean it - "first you do this, then you do that... then you cut off the genitals (except he didn't say genitals), take your hat, put them inside, and put it back on your head. Buddy was so jacked he actually complied. Man did we laugh. That set the mood for an evening that I don't fully remember.
 
There was 5 of us in hunt camp and "Bob" snored like a freight train. The second night we are all dog tired after hunting all day, then a good supper, followed by a few libations. But sure enough, Bob is in full form and it is 0200 and the only one sleeping is Bob. My Pa rolls out of the bed and tells the rest of us to get up and follow outside. He throws more wood on the fire, breaks out the bacon and eggs and sits the coffee pot on the grill. After the bacon has spread it's wonderful aroma around and the eggs are sizzling, we start kicking Bob's bed telling him to get up cause it's morning and we want to get out hunting. He gets up moaning and arrives at the fire half dressed and looking like death warmed over. He says he felt like he hardly slept then looks at all of us and asks how we slept. Just great Bob...Just great.

Of course we start riding him, telling him if he can't handle hunting with the men perhaps he should put on his Big Girl panties and stay home with the ladies. Did I mention that Bob was 6'6 and easily tipped the scales over 250?

Finally he looks at his wrist watch, shakes his head, blinks his eyes, then taps the watch a few times. When he looks at us he can tell by the big grins that he has been had. We all laugh then head back to bed hoping to catch a few winks before sun up. As I get into my sleeping bag I can hear Bob loading his plate with bacon and eggs. WTH we yell at him???

He says "Well we can't just let this food go to waste!"

To this day I'm still not sure who won that one??​
 
Take a deer hide with the head still attached and drape it over a log 40 yards from my buddies stand. He's always in the stand well before day break. He ran out of arrows lol
I hung a bear once in a tree right beside my buddies porch. His wife walked out early the next morning and saw it. Screamed.

I've taped the sensor on my buddies trail cam then set up a deer decoy we changed over to a unicorn. Placed my phone screen with a pic of aliens on it so the cam took a pic of my screen shot. I've pulled his SD card out an loaded some various photos on it and then replaced it.

I've wrapped my buddies tree stand in police caution tape

Taped an old cellphone under his tree stand with an alarm set as a howling wolf. It went off every 15 mins

I've put fake bullet hole stickers on his truck and fired 3 shots into the dirt and yelled he went that way (pointing at his truck) he's still going!
Lol. I got punched for that
 
One year moose hunting up north(Hudson Bay Area) we went way back in and set up camp, thinking we would be alone. There were some hunters that would come by in the evening on their way back to their camp and always bum some mix off us. We got to thinking that it would be funny as hell if we waited until later when they were "full" and dressed up as a Bigfoot and ran through their camp(about 2 miles from ours), never to be seen again. Lol. Thankfully we didn't have a costume as one would be likely to get shot.
 
Father takes son out hunting , along the way to his old man`s favorite spot they see a few deer in a farmers field. the father decides its alot closer to town, so they drive up to the farm house where the father gets out and talks to the farmer, when he gets back in the truck he`s mad! That old bastard won`t give us permission`to hunt here! As they head down the long drive the father, still really upset, says to the son `` pass me my rifle from the back seat`` ,he loads up jumps out of the truck and smokes this horse standing in the corner of the field. `` that will teach that old bastard `` as he tears away. The son now sure his father has gone nuts and sure they are both headed to jail starts to yell at his father WTF!! after a moment or 2 the father explains the farmer actually said`` sure go ahead but would you shoot that old horse for me as I don`t have the heart to``. the father thought it would be funny to play a little joke on the boy
 
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