I Ain't Eatin' It...

What're you talking about? That's awesome! That would sure as hell make all IMPs much better. Problem lies in the over-inflated price. Could buy 10 cans of delicious ass-belching beans for that much... :slap:
 
I wonder if after you've finished your meal for infidels you can use the grease to run your AR on?

Getting into a firefight would probably just make you yearn for more bacon???
 
I love it, the only thing that sucks is an actual serving is stated as 3 pieces and I really don't think I could adhere to that.
I'd be eating the whole can.
 
Maybe your supposed to smear the cans of tactical bacon on Taliban corpses so that they can't rise as zombies :D



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Here is another company you can try. I am looking at getting a case from here mredepot.com . My daughters are looking forward to a disaster if they can eat BACON. :D
 
Oh good lord Crazy...that's just fuggin gross!!! I think I saw canned pretzels and cheese chicken on there somewhere.

I am going to have nightmares tonight about Kraft. When I was a kid they made these awful processed cheese foods that would make a sea gull retch and vomit. My big brother and my dad would spread that crap on toast and mystery meat too...I had a rough childhood at times...
 
Well that brings back memories of the old ration packs with canned bacon, tubes of peanut butter and powdered tea.
 
Nothing new here. Those CF members and ex-members old enough to remember the RP-4 and its host of canned abominations will recall with some discomfort the item known as "pre-fried" bacon . ;)
 
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Colin said:
Well that brings back memories of the old ration packs with canned bacon, tubes of peanut butter and powdered tea.
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You sir, are showing your age. :D
Remember boneless chicken? It was basically a can of gelatin and chicken skin. What was the stuff with a map of Nfld. on the label? How about the gritty Australian tubed butter? The Hershey bars so old they bled white cocoa butter? Stale Rolos? Vienna Wieners?
 
Its still really not a whole lot better, shepards pie with preserved dog meat etc etc the meals have changed not the quality
 
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