I am feeling generous....

1899

1899

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I am just sitting here and had a thought. I'd like to help out some of my fellow hunters. So, until the end of the weekend I have a very special offer. Sometimes we have a nagging feeling that things just aren't right....in the gun safe. Perhaps you have a Westley-Richards or John Rigby bolt action rifle, in .318 W-R or .275 Rigby, respectively. The rifle doesn't get much use or attention, and you are burdened with guilt. I am willing to give your rifle a good home. I will do this for you for free.

To show you just how compassionate I am, I will even accept your lonely Oberndorf Kurz M98 Mauser in .250/3000...while I'm slumming it I'll even take your neglected Double Square Bridge M98 in .404 Jeffery. As long as you pay the shipping.
 
Well, with all this hugg'in go'in on, if 1899 per chance gits sooo overwhelmed with invuhtorry,
and per chance ends up with way too many 416 Elinor's or a couple 500 drillings.
Well eye kould find it in my gewd hart to pay the shipping of these burdensome clowns
and you could send'em to me.......even cash on deliverie.
Crap, to even save you going to the postal master, I could even journey on up there
and hand garner these relics to eliminate them for you to not have to burden yerself to
eliminate them.
I could even kon sidder bringing sum sort of lick qwid we could kajole in.
You jest feel free to p.m. the nuisance otta me and give a hollar and I'll be there in
a blink of yer eye's.
And to think yu'all don't even kon sidder even thuhanking me.
Such would be a foolish waste of english nonsense.
I am here at yer dishpossal.
Looky
 
Hey, I know where a pretty nice Steyr is... The guy never has time to treat it right either... He works too much.
 
1899 I'm feeling exceedingly generous myself today. With a handle like '1899' it would not surprise me at all if you had a nice Savage 1899 or two, deluxe with octagon barrel in high condition. No doubt you've had it for quite a while and it has grown a bit 'old' ..... you just don't get the same enjoyment looking at it anymore. Here's the deal ..... I don't really have room for another nice collectable rifle (cough, choke) but I'm willing to take that deluxe 1899 off your hands and, I'm feeling so generous I'll even pay the shipping so you don't even have to worry about that! Man! I'm feeling so generous today I can hardly stand it!
 
the generocity is catching, I'll accept and provide a good home to a Ruger 99/44mag Deerfield and a Shortrax walnut 7-08 or 308 and any No.1 AB's, and a new version mini 30. Honestly, the very best of the best of homes will be provided.
 
Not to steal your thunder 1899, but if someone has a Tula - or any ruskie, whole or part, including restricted - they want gone, Ring me. Hells, Ill pay shipping.

Sorry, I had to. LOL
 
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