I hope I don't get in too much trouble over here

This is my Westicle (copied from my favourite thread).

tiina said:
Westicle is the prince to make you feel like a queen. He will rise to great length and girth to please you. If you should whisper that you wanted to get so close that nothing would get between you, don't be surprised to discover that he has found how to fulfill your smallest desire. You can expect to come home to find Westicle completely shaved and denuded wrapped in translucent cellophane gift wrap and a ribbon delicately wrapped.......we'll let you imagine where Wes would place the ribbon. If your tastes are more in line with Fergie, you know he will suck your toes and continue to excite every sensory organ as he slowly suckles every square inch of your supple body. With his wry humour, creativity and willingness to try anything you will never have a dull moment. Wes is a hero, and will be your hero if you are willing to let him treat you like his queen.



Wes, if you want to use this on a singles site, please feel free. You can say a mature, experienced woman of questionable intelligence describes you in this manner. You might want to omit one word.
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Ahhh, the pervs. They seem to be everywhere. They make life funny, lol. Thanks for the welcome!! I've sent a request for the ladies forum. :x:
 
Well, I blew that to hell, hahah! I've been here three days and I think I'm already in trouble with some of the guys. :(
 
Canuck223 said:
Only trouble your going to get in, is the b-slap from me if you start comparing the weather mid winter...
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Hey! I've been a member of CGN as long as Canuck223 and he's never threatened me about the mild weather out here on the West Coast. (where we've had a nice mild spell of high 40s and low 50s recently:p )

Anyway, welcome from the Enlightened (and mild) West Coast.

:) Stuart
 
Welcome aboard ladybug!As for people talking about nice weather and shorts,that would be nice but not going to happen here for like 3 more months.My Alaskan neighbors understand!Cheers.
 
Thanks, guys! I'm rather ignorant on snow matters too. I grew up in Florida and never saw it until a few years ago. But I can build one mean sand castle! :p
 
Welcome ladybug. Wehave a guy up here who wears shorts and a T all year long but he's nuts. we've had -43 so far this beautifull winter and I cant see our range for about five feet of snow.
 
I would d i e. lol, 5 feet?? I think the most I've ever seen is maybe 4 inches. And never for longer than maybe a week. I'm deprived. I'm hoping Grizzlyman will take me to tour Canada one day and educate me on how to throw a snowball. :)
 
I can't WAIT for the Olympics. I was watching some trials yesterday. Are you teasing me about trucking in the snow?
 
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