I want to be the first one

[SIGP2101]

to start bear defense thread on this new server.
So give to me,
What is the best firearm to pack in a bush when nature calls?

 

[Calum]

A .22 coey with a screwdriver Duct taped on for a bayonet!
Har Har Har!

 

[Gatehouse]

That's easy..

Spear..

 

[machinistbutler]

the duct taped screwdriver can be used for a tp dispenser as well!!

 

[Ike]

I can't believe it took this long for someone to post a bear defence thread.
Cheers

 

[Dustin]

Me... after not having had a shower for a couple days

 

[TheCanuck]

a pissed off lesbian pinko commie latté sipping PMSing feminist soccer mom

 

[Dustin]

a pissed off lesbian pinko commie latté sipping PMSing feminist soccer mom

I think I'd run with the bear then

 

[SuperCub]

A picture of Doug's bruise!



SC..........................

 

[Trigun]

A pair of legs that can run faster than 50 yards per second can help a lot. I think a 45/70 is quite good for that purpose.
Trigun

 

[todbartell]

Marlin 1895G ~ 45/70 ~ Garret 540 gr. Hammerhead ammo

 

[Rembo]

A .22 coey with a screwdriver Duct taped on for a bayonet!
Har Har Har!

a Philips would be best..right?....maybe a Torx driver.....then you could give it a quick twist and flip the bear over and hog tie him with duct tape...

 

[Rembo]

a pissed off lesbian pinko commie latté sipping PMSing feminist soccer mom

You're kidding right?.....I don't think anyone on this board would be caught dead out in the bush with one of those..... ..with one of those around...who needs a bear?

 

[Calum]

You're kidding right?.....I don't think anyone on this board would be caught dead out in the bush with one of those..... ..with one of those around...who needs a bear?

Somehow I could see Belinda Stronach gutting deer...I'm told she is good at ripping hearts out. And is Judy Sgro isn't a Camp Hag then I don't know what is. (Zing!)

Also not a Phillips, use a Robertson screwdriver...goes with the Canadian theme.

 

[Lazy Ike]

As I once suspected and now have proven, A bear tag in the backpack seems to take care of them.

 

[open-sights]

Slow moving hunting partners or don't get out of your Lada.

 

[BigUglyMan]

That's easy..

Spear..

Can you tape a spear to an 870?

 

[misanthropist]

Man, today I saw a 1400 lb grizzly...I'm going to have to go with a howitzer from now on. What a monster!

 

[death-junky]

i no i no a little yappy punting dog that will keep them bears away
talk to ya all later
Riley

 

[GILLY]

A .22 coey with a screwdriver Duct taped on for a bayonet!
Har Har Har!

Phillips or Robertson?????