LOL - well done. 
I especially loved this line:
Here's a secret - when you get a red hot zinger like that, give it it's own 'paragraph' to set it apart. That way when people just 'scan' the letters in the morning and don't have time to read them, that line will jump out and stick in their brains.
I especially loved this line:
Here's a secret - when you get a red hot zinger like that, give it it's own 'paragraph' to set it apart. That way when people just 'scan' the letters in the morning and don't have time to read them, that line will jump out and stick in their brains.
