Little known hunting facts ey? Well lets see...
1) - if you 'show off' your bull grunts, and a cow comes in looking for some 'moose luvvin' and you don't have a tag, it's legally acceptable for your friends to abandon you to 'sort it out' with her yourself.
2) - with today's modern high speed magnum cartridges, proper bullet selection is less of a factor if you happen to shoot a grouse.
3) - whatever you forgot, that's what you'll really really need in the feild.
4) - in order to give them a fighting chance - god gave game animals about 10 more minutes of patience than he gave you. Something to keep in mind when you're getting fidgetty.
5) - You CAN catch ducks with a fishing pole, and you CAN fish with a 12 guage, but genenrally speaking it's probably best if you do it the other way around.
6) - The best way to stop Gatehouse from snoring is to poke him with a stick...but generally it's a hell of a lot less painfull to live with the snoring.