LOL...twist on bear defence threads

That remix was priceless.


So, as we all just learned, nobody needs a firearm for bear defence, just a shrill, annoying voice and the generosity of offering up a kayak as a sacrifice in return for not getting eaten. Lesson learned .... Bring an extra kayak for just such an emergency.
 
That really hurt my ears. I wanted to shoot the bear just for making me listen to that screecher.

Why not hit him in the ass with a chunk of firewood? Would have done a better job than the screeching.
 
haha, I didn't click on or watch the video, I just figured by the posts that it was too bad for my ears to expose myself LOL
then Friday I heard a clip of it played on Vancouver's rock 101 radio station. in that context it was fricken hilarious
i'll stick to my opinion of such hilarious displays that you just can't fix stupid..... and there sure is a whole lot of it out there.

last sunday I was sitting on "my rock" up in the bc lilooet valley waiting to ambush a blacktail buck, when a moderately large black bear came walkin by way too close for comfort..... 60 feet maybe?
I wasn't too worried, he was dead broadside in my favorite shooting lane and my sights and had no idea I was there...... but he was about to be down wind of me and I did not want that.
stood up and yelled "get the f**K out of here bear" and made myself as big and aggressive looking /sounding as possible.
mr bear stopped and took a good look trying to smell me. I expected him to bolt but instead he turned and slowly.... and audibly grumbling about it..... went back the way he came and was not seen again.
had I a bear tag ..... he would have surely been well on the way to making some fine sausage LOL
 
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I have seen bears that are not afraid of humans yelling ...... Most seem to be, but I've seen a couple that were not afraid and at least one in camp that was unfazed over a warning shot and just meandered away ever so slowly. Lucky for him, we prefer the taste of deer and didn't feel sufficiently threatened, but next time I'll just offer up a kayak lol.

Oh, and I can't find it now, but there is a funny YouTube parody with a guy in a bear suit and it was the best one I've seen yet.
 
Kayak baiting is illegal in BC, unfortunately.

That woman could make a career out of this. Some guys would pay good money to be verbally abused and bear sprayed :). Bad Bear!
 
SHELL SHUCKER said:
One zap with the Stun Cane and the fookin' cat flies like ya wouldn't believe. It won't come near the table again either.;)
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Not this cat lol. She's determined to the point that I honestly wonder if there's something wrong in her head.

brts28 said:
If I was standing there with a rifle I woulda shot myself just cause her voice is so agrivating. let the bear eat the kayak just cause
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Or you could just fire off a few shots 'round your ears and welcome the sweet embrace of eternal silence.
 
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