Is Borden a difficult club to get into? I was going to send in for membership. Most clubs around here ie Georgetown, orangeville, Guelph are all 100-200 yards and you need to marry one of their daughters.
There's the difference right there, the ORA guys won't let you within 1000 yards their daughters.

Go the ORA web page, print off the "new membership form", fill it out and mail it in with your cheque. Make sure you fill in the 2 references (they are called). Anyone you know can be a reference and it does not have to be an ORA member. Suggest not using your probation/parole officer or former cell mate or your last arresting officer