we all die one day or another. help yourself, dont suffer anymore; start smoking.
THE best suicide EVER. legal and painless, smoking will kill you even if you dont feel yourself dying ! try the sweet taste of our export'a, or go for the rock'n roll peter jackson for a quicker death.
bored to smoke ?
start drinking.
the other best way to die even quicker ! !
while you're still smoking, completly destroy your livers and your life, all in one package. avaiable in many bottle size, abuse can result in lost of memorie.
still bored ?
want to play russian roulette ?
we offer a great choice of cars and motorcycle, you choose the color of your choice for the front page newspaper photo. while you're driving, there WAY more chances to get killed by something on the road. statistic prooves it, you have a lot of chances to die on roads, andd the faster you drive, the less time you spend time alive.
not responsible of additionnal police fees
never drive with alcool, drunk drivers ALWAYS survive accidents anyway so its useless.
still want some more ? ?
we sell a lot of good food for you.
everything needed to bring you to the top of the top, the fat class of the society.
combined with alcool and cigarettes you have 100% of chances to die even quicker than cigarette or alcool alone. look for the twin ''m'' and enjoy the most tasty suicide EVER with the king's burger, big-mac. its fat content will block your veins right away. combined with smokes and regular alcool abuse, you are one step away from the stroke. the stroke create slightly more pain than cigarette alone, however it cant fail, it kills a part of you every time.
smoking will kill me
alchool too
my car too
and at the very end, just the time will kill all of us.
should i care about the rest since it will happen 100 years from now anyway ? ?