(M305) I got wood

[Pop]

I've had a few occasions where the words 'shorty' and 'wood' were used in the same sentence and let's just say there was some laughing involved.

Definitely stick with the long barrel version

How about two shorties in case something falls off

 

[Rocket Surgery]

Yeah but now you can't install a bayonet for protection because your lug didn't get removed at birth

It's ok though, you can get it removed when you're older, you just walk funny for a few days