Man eats goose that walked into his yard

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Man eats goose that walked into his yard


BY DELON SHURTZ - LETHBRIDGE HERALD ON JUNE 23, 2023.

LETHBRIDGE HERALD
dshurtz@lethbridgeherald.com

https://medicinehatnews.com/news/southern-alberta-news/2023/06/23/man-eats-goose-that-walked-into-his-yard/

Larry Cordova Chavez wasn’t about to look a gift horse, er, goose, in the mouth. So when the Canada Goose waddled into his yard last December and wouldn’t leave, Chavez had it for supper.

“The goose appears to have – while likely sick – hung around his house and wouldn’t leave,” Crown Prosecutor Clayton Giles said during a hearing this week in Lethbridge court of justice, where Chavez pleaded guilty to one count of possession of wildlife under the Wildlife Act. “Ultimately, he caught it, killed the goose, cooked it and ate it.”

Giles said the man’s daughter, who didn’t approve of her father’s actions, video recorded the incident and put the video on Tik Tok, which caught the attention of the authorities. “He ultimately admitted exactly what he had done and, quite believably, seems to appear to indicate any knowledge that that was not allowed.”

Justice Jerry LeGrandeur accepted the guilty plea, but rejected a joint recommendation from the Crown and duty counsel for a $500 fine. “Let’s put this in context,” LeGrandeur said. “We don’t have a hunter; we don’t have somebody who goes out and shoots a goose out of season.”

LeGrandeur agreed with the Crown that Chavez, 50, didn’t understand the law, but he pointed out while that is not an excuse, it is a mitigating sentencing factor. “If he’d had a shotgun, went hunting out of season, no licence, he’d have four or five charges. But what happens is, just by happenstance, the goose shows up, sticks around and he makes use of it. With all due respect, I’m not imposing a $500 fine.”
LeGrandeur gave Chaves credit for accepting responsibility for the offence, attending court and accepting the consequences of a fine. He fined him $10, in default of payment one day in jail, satisfied by his appearance in court.

“Just make sure he doesn’t do it again,” LeGrandeur told Chavez’s son. An additional charge of hunting wildlife without a licence was withdrawn.
 
"King's goose" - in our case, a "King's tree" - neighbour and I have adjoining lots that butt up to Crown Land. A 60 foot (20 meter) tall poplar tree on King's land fell over in wind storm across the corner of our property and landed with very top branches on neighbour's property. I suggested to wife to contact the King to deal with the mess "his" tree had created. If she tried, still waiting for answer. In mean time, neighbour, his brother, another neighbour and I bucked it up and cleaned up. I am 68 and was youngest involved - took quite a bit longer to do than it would have, even 10 years ago, but we all got to play with our nice toys - you know - "guy stuff" like chain saws, skid steer loader, side-by-side, winches, rigging, etc.
 
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"King's goose" - in our case, a "King's tree" - neighbour and I have adjoining lots that butt up to Crown Land. A 60 foot (20 meter) tall poplar tree on King's land fell over in wind storm across the corner of our property and landed with very top branches on neighbour's property. I suggested to wife to contact the King to deal with the mess "his" tree had created. If she tried, still waiting for answer. In mean time, neighbour, his brother, another neighbour and I bucked it up and cleaned up. I am 68 and was youngest involved - took quite a bit longer to do than it would have, even 10 years ago, but we all got to play with our nice toys - you know - "guy stuff" like chain saws, skid steer loader, side-by-side, winches, rigging, etc.

Yeah butt, didjah git a farwood cutting permit?

As for the daughter, her rent just went up ten fold.
 
I suppose the King's servant could have attempted the "Protection of Property" defence under paragraph 31(1)(b) of the Fish and Wildlife Conservation Act, 1997, S.O. 1997, c. 41.

Protection of property

31 (1) If a person believes on reasonable grounds that wildlife is damaging or is about to damage the person’s property, the person may, on the person’s land,

(a) harass the wildlife for the purpose of deterring it from damaging the person’s property; or

(b) capture or kill the wildlife. 1997, c. 41, s. 31 (1).
 
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Seems like something where a call or visit from a conservation officer could have clarified it. But maybe they can't do that because it sets a precedent, etc., I don't know. I just think it would be more helpful, community policing or whatever you call it, to drop by and explain the law and give a warning. That makes people aware that conservation officers are out there and paying attention, without excessive waste of resources. Building respect, instead of giving us and others an occasion to mock the system.
 
In NW Ontario some of the locals feed the geese with old bread then a day or two before the season opens they use a hockey stick with a piece of snare wire on the end to take them.
 
I'd be disowning my daughter for her actions if I was in his shoes.

Yeah butt, didjah git a farwood cutting permit?

As for the daughter, her rent just went up ten fold.

Guess Daddy won't be paying for her wedding.

Lmfao. Way to go Dad! Bad kiddo.

Yes..kick her out..turning against his own father..what a bxtcx.

To put it into context, do you think she's going to know the law if even her father doesn't? Doesn't sound to me like she was intending to get her father in trouble, rather she took a video of him doing something ridiculous and figured she would share it for the internet clout, which ultimately resulted in the authorities finding out.

If anything, this has been an exercise to learn not to broadcast your life on the internet.
 
The King owned that goose. Us peasants aren't allowed to eat geese without his permission.

This in a nutshell, peasantry like us aren’t afforded the same privilege.

I'd be disowning my daughter for her actions if I was in his shoes.

Damn straight

Seems like something where a call or visit from a conservation officer could have clarified it. But maybe they can't do that because it sets a precedent, etc., I don't know. I just think it would be more helpful, community policing or whatever you call it, to drop by and explain the law and give a warning. That makes people aware that conservation officers are out there and paying attention, without excessive waste of resources. Building respect, instead of giving us and others an occasion to mock the system.

Have you tried calling the CO’s for either help or clarification lately? I have twice in the last 3-4 years and they blew me off both times, both times were worthy of calling and I wasn’t wasting their time.
 
This in a nutshell, peasantry like us aren’t afforded the same privilege.



Damn straight



Have you tried calling the CO’s for either help or clarification lately? I have twice in the last 3-4 years and they blew me off both times, both times were worthy of calling and I wasn’t wasting their time.

No, I haven't and sure it sounds like they're busy or whatever. But if they had to spend time in court and preparing for this, that takes a lot more time than just giving a warning.
 
To put it into context, do you think she's going to know the law if even her father doesn't? Doesn't sound to me like she was intending to get her father in trouble, rather she took a video of him doing something ridiculous and figured she would share it for the internet clout, which ultimately resulted in the authorities finding out.

If anything, this has been an exercise to learn not to broadcast your life on the internet.

Reasons be darned. She's paying for her own wedding now.
 
Happened years ago in Stanley Park in Vancouver. Homeless guy caught and ate a Canada goose in the park .Judge gave him a suspended sentence and quantified it by saying "cannot deny a hungry man a meal" .More homeless now and more geese so he must have been a throwback :)
 
Years ago Golfed with fellows that were regulars at prospect lake.gc in Victoria. Tried shooing flock of.canada geese that were grazing on the front of the tee box. Back before you walk back to tees. So one guy just tees off. You guessed it, worm burner, smoked a goose right in the head.

He took it home to eat it. Guts crawling with worms. So he buried it in the garden. Got the attention of coons. No $500 fine though.
 
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