Press Release:
The government in an attempt to expand the hunting experience has announced 3 new season for 3 species.
An early spring season for skateboarders
A summer season for hipster douchebags
And a winter season for snow boarders
The 3 species have some over lap but there can be distinct populations even in close proximity.
Douchey facial hair is the most common trait between the species and is the most readily identifiable marking of the male of the species.
Skateboarders: the male of the species can also be identified when they remove their shirts and appear to have no upper body strength or boobs
Hipsters: Are the hardest distinguish from the females because of their use of "ironical" clothing trends and the only obvious markers are the "ironic" facial hair
Snow Boarders: Due to the use of insulating layers they can also be difficult to distinguish and you may have to wait till they stop to write their name in the snow
We in the government believe this will open near urban hunting opportunities for citizens of large cities and may increase the vacation hunting industries.
Finally people will have a reason to go to Toronto for the heards of free roaming douchebag hipsters