My wife probably wouldn't like any of those options. I guess my only option will be getting drunk with some Russian cops and hoping I don't end up dead in an ally some place.
In Moscow in the fall....hmmm...I'd probably do a Svetlana, or Natalya, DEFINITELY NOT a Boris or Kristoff...but I am a single white hetero maleI recall an episode of Idiot Abroad where Karl Pilkington gets the stress whipped out of him in a steam bath house with some leafy branches, or where he got buried alive to "relieve stress". I am sure there is plenty in between to keep you amused Ryan
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