My first post...

warnniklz

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Location
Williams Lake
I'm framilliar with this site. People on huntingbc.ca who were selling stuff kept saying they had pictures posted on this forum. It's taken Del Selin to have something I've been really interested in and posted here to join.

I work for a wholesaler that supplies Del Selin, Wanstalls, Reliable Gun, Corlanes and many others with some of their product.

I've been around guns/hunting since I can remember and have been fasinated with them my whole life.

None the less I figure I'll start witth a joke:

A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town.

Another man walks in and asks the bartender for a Jack Daniel's. He downs it, and then takes a running leap out the window.

Much to everybody's surprise, he floats back up and climbs through the window back into the bar.

The man at the bar is amazed and asks the man how he did it.

"Easy," says the man. "Outside this window are some very strong wind currents which can carry you back to the window."

"Wow," says the man at the bar. "I gotta try this." He takes a running leap out the window and falls to a horrible, bloody, and flat death.

"Geez, Superman," says the bartender. "You can be a real a jerk when you're drunk."



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classic joke i have heard that one but in different words but still funny as hell.


there was a bar outside of town not many visitors so he decided to put a sign in the window saying "if you can make my horse laugh you can drink for free" people all around have tried but never could but a stranger walked in and said i can make your horse laugh so he walked up to the horse whispered something in his ear and the horse laughed as hard as he could . so the bartender said i guess you won you drink for free. after that things have died down so the bartender put up another sign "if you can make my horse cry free drinks for the night same thing everyone tried with no luck and the same stranger walked in and said i can make your horse cry . but i have to take him out back. the bartender said no you will beat my horse ! the stranger promised him that he would not touch the horse. so the bartender allowed it and a few minutes later the horse was just balling the bartender freaked and thought that his horse was hit but there was no marks. so the stranger drank freeat the end of the night the bartender curious asked how did you make my horse laugh the stranger said i told him my #### was bigger than his. puzzled the bartender asked so how did you make him cry the stranger stood up and said i showed him.
 
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