Name Our Annual Sale Contest(Dec. 1st-2nd-2018) (Winner Announced!)

Anti Liberal Sale!
F**k Truado Sale!
Dont Tell The Wife Sale!
Big Boy Toy Sale!
I hope You Pick one of these... Thanks
 
After all the fuss on pre orders and new guns fuc k up. Id say:
Reliable gun sale. Gun that actually works and are in stock.
 
"The Santa Yourself Sale"

- These deals are going so fast you can't check the list twice
- Christmas came early this year
- When you're Santa it doesn't matter if you've been naughty or nice
- Make sure Santa gets it right
- If Santa ain't reliable you know we will be
 
“Its my money I’ll buy what I want sale” but please
“Don’t let the government see my accounts sale” besides
“Our world is screwed beyond belief sale” so after all
“Buy a Reliable gun sale”
 
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