Name Our Annual Sale Contest(Dec. 1st-2nd-2018) (Winner Announced!)

[woodlotowner]

"May the sale be with you."

 

[Dmcginnis]

As the B 52’s once sangish
bang, bang, sale in the store baby bang, bang
I can’t hear you
Bang, Bang, Sale in the store baby bang, bang
Needs to be louder
It’s the BANG, BANG SALE IN THE STORE BABY

 

[dmcdam]

The "I bought so many new guns, now you got any deals on safes?" Sale

 

[gopher73]

“Because Christmas Is Too Long To Wait” Sale
Or
“Because You Probably Won’t Get It for Christmas” Sale

 

[Matt colwell]

The Undeniable most reliable 68th anniversary sale

 

[FirearmsEnthusiast]

Extravagunza


Simple, clean and neat.

 

[tripwires]

The Kookier than Cukier sale

 

[tripwires]

The Kiss my ass liberals gun sale

 

[tripwires]

This Ralphie wants more than a Red Rider BB gun sale

 

[josh1976]

"Days of Wonder" sale.
Dec. 1st and 2nd
-The most Wonderful time of the year!
-A Wonderful customer appreciation event.
-Wonderfully awesome sales!
-We Wonder if you'll be there!
-No wonder we have been in business 68 yrs with customers like you!
-Wonder if the liberals are gonna let you buy a gun next year!

"Days of Wonder "... get revved up!

 

[Armoredtruck]

The rootinest tootinest gun sale in the wild wild west.

 

[Armoredtruck]

Reliable gun: The return of the awesome F$&%ing gun sale.

 

[Armoredtruck]

Reliables annual FUBAR sale

 

[Deckard]

Magna Carta Sale

 

[Armoredtruck]

Reliable guns largest sale evvvveeeeerrrr!

 

[rlummerding]

The reliably empting your pockets sale

 

[Ditchdoc]

Super-calibre-frag-a-tactical-x-pew-a-r-docious.

 

[Lorne2]

It's True-doughs Justin Time "Goin' Up In Smoke" Gun Sale at Reliable.

 

[josh1976]

Every hunt starts with a Reliable Gun!

 

[josh1976]

If you voted for Trudeau, we don't want your business. You're too stupid to own a gun