The Dollars devalue but toys get treasured sale.
The bullets, barrels, bait and baubles sale - Its BOLD, its BRASH, its a thing of BEAUTY. It Reliable's once a year, best ever in the universe, better than all the rest We Love Our Customer's Sale.
The "You had me at "hey take a look at this" " sale, Deals, deals, deals! You'll save so much you can buy flowers on your way home!
The buy now, beg forgiveness later sale.