Name Our Annual Sale Contest(Dec. 1st-2nd-2018) (Winner Announced!)

“Come for the hotdogs, stay for the prices sale”

“The people-lineup-around-a-block sale is back! (See you in line.)”

“The [wishlist item] at an [extreme adjective] sale!”
 
I’m double submitting from my Facebook post (because I’d really enjoy that rifle):

M-M-MONSTER SALE GUNAPALOOZA 2018

(imagine this being said by a monster truck rally announcer).
 
Folks, it's finally here.
Reliable's Apocalyptic 2018 Ban the Ban Sale!!
Shipping Canada wide to help everyone of us to fight the ban.
Let's roll up our sleeves and get the job done.
Wallet ready?
 
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