Name Our Annual Sale Contest(Dec. 1st-2nd-2018) (Winner Announced!)

[nowarningshot]

Gunny McGunface Sale

 

[tinman304]

the sale.

 

[hardsnow]

The ol' reliable
best friggin sale of the year!!

 

[canuck75]

O holey night Christmas customer appreciation sale

 

[Dusty94]

The "Use your Cash before C-71's Passed" Sale

 

[John Rambo]

The "its an investment for the family" sale

 

[mikeelliot]

The “you’d punch your grandma in the face sale”

 

[III%]

The "Piss off Trudeau sale", "the annual piss on Trudeau sale", "the annual piss on c-71 sale", and have this as a slogan..."we'll sell so many guns at unbelievable prices the liberals will want to pass a bill for it!"

 

[phillyblt]

The RELIABLE UNDENIABLE SUPER SALE...OUR PRICES CAN NOT,WILL NOT BE BEAT

 

[pirate604]

“Getting even with The wives” sale
Or...
FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY . Two days only at the reliable GUN GUN GUN... it’s FIREARMS MADDNES MONSTER JAM! Featuring your favourites; Remingtonsauras, Winchester grave digger, Browning Bigfoot, and Glockasauras Rex. Admission buys you the whole seat but you’ll only need the EDGE EDGE EDGE. Brought to you by ....

 

[ohferpete]

Buried my dam guns n forgot where they are sale

 

[Davesnotheree]

A sale so good your wife will leave you!

 

[Davesnotheree]

"A sale so good your wife will divorce you! OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!!"

 

[Sanfordboy]

These prices are so low you can tell your wife what you ACTUALLY spent sale - or just buy more with what you saved and don’t say anything!

 

[Sanfordboy]

The “Make shooting in Canada great again” sale.

 

[sigpig]

The reliable gun sale, when you absolutely, positively must sell every last mother fuker in the store

 

[Thunderhog]

Your wife called, “ Buy what you want sale!”

 

[stevo781]

The Good, Old Reliable, Reliable Gun Sale.

 

[Bangbros]

"Sale Hello to My Little Friends"

 

[AndyTacker]

Ban bang