Name Our Annual Sale Contest(Dec. 2nd-3rd) UPDATE: WINNERS ANNOUNCED

Lead N Snow, Lead N Snow
Off I Go, Off I Go
To Reliable Gun, Reliable Gun
For Annual Sales Fun
Buying lots of Guns
Lead N Snow Lead N Snow
Ho, ho, ho!

Note, i’m not good with graphics, if I was this would be with a mountain background, the Lion’s perhaps given the Vancouver location with cartridges and snowflakes falling. And, of course, the Reliable Gun name logo in place of ‘Reliable Gun’ twice in the jingle above. Cheers, DaBull
 
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1) The Deja Vu Sale

2) The Mic Drop

3) The Sale so Nice they Did it Twice...

4) Empty The Mag Sale

5) The Tactical Reload

6) The AR-2 Sale -
with A standing for Annual and R for Reliable and every year, the date is tacked on, so it's AR-2, then AR-3, then AR-4, and then when it is AR-15, it is truly the beast of all sales where all are left in tears screaming, "It's so beautiful!"

7) Recoil

8) Blowback

9) The Mother of All Sales

10) ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE

11) The Step Into the Breech Again Sale

12) Keep it Cocked

13) The Tight Group

14) PUMP ACTION

15) THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS

Ya, I had a few minutes on my hand and was a bored today...lol

Be well - hope this goes well for you -
 
"Reliable's Best Bang you ever had sale!"
"Bigger Bang than the best ### you have ever had SALE!"
"###### has nothing on us sale!"
"Are Sale will BLOW your mind!"
"The sale that ended the world!"
"This sale will rip your face off!"
"We will Blow You.... Mind sale!"
"Locked Stocked and too many Smok'in deals sale!"
"If you can find a better price..buy it sale"
"Bang, Bang, we lowered are prices down! Bang, Bang, Reliable got the best sale in town!"
"TAKE MY MONEY SALE"
"ISIS Can't even say NO sale"
"Winner Winner you save money for dinner Sale!"
"The Big Motherf'in Gun Sale!" (BMG Sale for short)
"Nothing is free, but almost sale."
"Tastes like VICTORY Sale!"
 
Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the sales inside are so delightful and since it's all got to go, priced below, priced below, priced below.

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" it's the sale, playing a sale,disguised as another sale"
" want some, get some sale"
"Tell the world what happened here" sale
"just when I think you couldn't possibly get any dumber, you go and do something like this.... and totally redeem yourself" sale
 
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