Name Our Annual Sale Contest(Dec. 2nd-3rd) UPDATE: WINNERS ANNOUNCED

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The often immitated,
But never duplicated,
Best place and time,
To spend your dime,
And having some fun,
Saving $ on a gun,
The Annual Reliable Gun Customer Appreciation Sale
 
"The Ron Jeremy of all sales"

"The trout of our mind sale"

"The butterfly in your wallet will do sale"

"The 'who needs to eat anyways' sale"
 
The “Reason my Wife and I Have Separate Bank Accounts” Sale

The “Because Sale” Sale

The “Believe Me, It’s Gonna Be Huuuuuuge” Sale

The “You’re Going To Need a Bigger Safe” Sale

“A Chance to Give Back to Our Reliable Customers” Sale

#fakesale
 
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