Name Our Annual Sale Contest(Dec. 2nd-3rd) UPDATE: WINNERS ANNOUNCED

Ahem... *in best monster truck barker voice*

This is the recognizable, desirable, verifiable yet completely justifiable and therefore marriage survivable Reliable Annual Sale-O-Rama!! (rama-rama-rama)
 
Safety gun sale:
We can buy guns on sale if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cuz if they don’t buy guns, and they won’t buy guns on sale, well there no friends of mine
We can shoot, we can shoot
Everyone strap on your boots
 
The "And Now for Something Completely Different" Sale!
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Welcome to the "Rootin',Tootin', Fans of Huntin' and Shootin who know our store is in Vancouver, not Newton,(by the way we're not big fans of Vladimir Putin)Customer Appreciation Sale!.....oh, and don't forget to watch your glutin.
 
The "Reliable Gun Annual BOOM STICK SALE EXTRAVAGAAAANNNZAAA!!!!
( with inflatable dancing sale guys, you know the ones that shake their arms. I don't have an image of them)
 
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Our yearly Guns are Like Potato Chip's sale you just can't have one . I thought of this on my way to work one very early morning . it's true . they are addictive like potato chip's. how many people do you know who just own one gun ??
 
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