Name Our Annual Sale Contest(Dec. 3rd-4th) WIN A REMINGTON 870!

[Enigmatic Penguin]

"Reliable Gun Burst Mode sale"

Crappy MS Paint rendering but you get the idea.


http://imgur.com/NWWbcjL

 

[Aprilia Man]

The True North Strong and Free SALE!

 

[J MAC]

The Re-think Retirement Date Sale.

 

[Alkaline1]

Reliable's intergalactic proton powered electrical tenticaled awesomeness sale

 

[Knuckle]

The Alluring Bee sale
Anagram for reliable gun
"Get a honey of a deal"

 

[nixis]

The BIG DIRTY SALE

 

[Alkaline1]

Sale named after whatever national celebration day it is.

Ie
National sock day sale
National cookie day sale
National eat a red apple day sale
National rhubarb vodka commemoration sale
National roof over your head day sale

Etc

 

[Alkaline1]

Or

Put our roof over your head sale to commemorate national roof over your head day


...i need sleep

 

[Armoredtruck]

Guns Trump Liberals Sale.

 

[Marilius]

The Eva Shockey Presents: Reliable Gun Annual Customer Appreciation Sale. Featuring Iraqveteran8888, DemolitionRanch, Eva Shockey, Miltary Arms Channel, plinkster22, and Clint Eastwood!

(Booking those celebrities is up to you, the name is mine.)

 

[Sinbad]

The Bad Ass Mofo sale

 

[Armoredtruck]

Anti-gun grabber sale

 

[Armoredtruck]

From my cold dead hands sale

 

[Armoredtruck]

No comprimise sale

 

[Novemberx]

Build a Wall Sale, funded by Americans.

 

[Alkaline1]

We got stuff you want sale

 

[mooreorles]

Pre apocalyptic sale

 

[Alkaline1]

Like last years sale only better sale

 

[Scorp]

The sale that Trumps Donald's hair sale.

 

[Gariagi]

The Shut Up And Take My Money Sale.