Name Our Annual Sale Contest(Dec. 3rd-4th) WIN A REMINGTON 870!

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I will pay you $50 to line up for me overnight Sale!

 

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I will cut you bad if you try to bud in line in front of me Sale!

 

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Pull the trigger on these amazing deals sale!

 

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If you average out the cost of this gun per round, it is only $2 per shot Sale!

Fine Print: Must buy crate of ammo Minimum Rounds 500.

 

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At these prices, why not splurge and buy 2 Sale!

 

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#dontneedamillion Gun Sale

 

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These gun purchases are cutting into my h00kers and bl0w budget Sale!

 

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Midlife crisis Sale! Cheaper than a sports car Sale!

 

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By Entering the store, you agree to the 59 page of Terms of Use, Privacy Statement and Waiver which you would never read Sale!

 

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Back off #####es Sale!

 

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I like guns more than cash Sale!

 

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How about.....

I parked too far, I bought too much stuff, does anyone have a cart? sale

 

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How about....

I need to dig more holes in my garden for this stuff sale

 

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how about.....

Who needs Christmas?....This is my holiday sale

 

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How about.....

Damn it....I forgot my lawn chair sale

 

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How about.....

Hope you signed a pre-nupt cause this is gonna cost ya sale

 

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In light of star wars.....

Jedi-mind trick: These are not the droids you are looking for....sale

 

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I like guns more than cash Sale!

 

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Following the same theme....

Blasters: Boba fett approved sale.....

 

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How about.....

Firearms....because paper can't make holes in themselves sale