Potshot21
CGN frequent flyer
- Location
- Moose Country, Ontario
Oh Tannen-Boom Sale!!!!!!!
Name Our Annual Sale Contest(Dec. 3rd-4th) WIN A REMINGTON 870!
- Thread starter reliablegun
- Start date
Potshot21
CGN frequent flyer
- Location
- Moose Country, Ontario
The "Load UP" your stockings sale!
Because "Guns"
Mik71
Member
- Location
- Edmonton, Alberta
Just in time for "St. Nick's Self Survival Sale"
St Nichalas day is on the 6th don't you know.
St Nichalas day is on the 6th don't you know.
Fender57
Regular
- Location
- Central Ontario
Reliable Guns Colossal Customer Appreciation Sale
mhuniewicz
New member
- Location
- GTA
"Shooters Paradise: Early Bird Santa Sale"
- Location
- Fort Saskatchewan, AB
Making it Big Sale.
- Location
- Fort Saskatchewan, AB
Salebrity
Sale Celebrity mixed.
Sale Celebrity mixed.
mellows
Regular
- Location
- Blue Marble
The EPIC sale of Remembrance
CroqueMort
Regular
Molon labe Sale
"the real deal abilithon"
VolkSturm33
Member
- Location
- PITT MEADOWS BC
Shoot First Sale.
Hovenator
CGN Regular
- Location
- BC Fraser Valley
The "CAN'T AFFORD A HOUSE, MIGHT AS WELL BUY GUNS SALE". 
VolkSturm33
Member
- Location
- PITT MEADOWS BC
Shoot Fast and Hard Sale
VolkSturm33
Member
- Location
- PITT MEADOWS BC
The Quick Draw Sale
CJS9999
CGN Regular
- Location
- Southwestern Ontario
You should simply call it: "11"
Reliable Gun: The sale is so good it goes to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Customer: Oh, I see. And most sales are rated up to ten?
Reliable Gun: Exactly.
Customer: Does that mean it's better? Is it any better?
Reliable Gun: Well, it's one better, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will have a good sale at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your sale scale. Where can you go from there? Where?
Customer: I don't know.
Reliable Gun: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Customer: Put it up to eleven?
Reliable Gun: Eleven. Exactly. One better.
Customer: Why don't you just make ten better and make ten be the top number and make that a little better?
Reliable Gun: [pause] Because our sale goes to eleven.
Reliable Gun: The sale is so good it goes to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Customer: Oh, I see. And most sales are rated up to ten?
Reliable Gun: Exactly.
Customer: Does that mean it's better? Is it any better?
Reliable Gun: Well, it's one better, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will have a good sale at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your sale scale. Where can you go from there? Where?
Customer: I don't know.
Reliable Gun: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Customer: Put it up to eleven?
Reliable Gun: Eleven. Exactly. One better.
Customer: Why don't you just make ten better and make ten be the top number and make that a little better?
Reliable Gun: [pause] Because our sale goes to eleven.
CroqueMort
Regular
Zombie apocalypse sale
