New Product! Genuine military alarm clock

[maple leaf]

LOL, had a good laugh with this one.

 

[Big_red_truck]

Pfffff... Cornwallis.

pffffffffft .... lfaatc gaugetown

 

[FyreFighter]

Does it come in left-handed version?

 

[frumpy]

I really hope someone calls in and tries to order one.

 

[Superbrad]

Yeah but does it come with a screaming and degrading voice to aid in the morning process?

Not married I take it?

 

[Beermaker]

Yeah but does it come with a screaming and degrading voice to aid in the morning process?

You're not married are you?
lol

 

[carlchevalier]

Drop your cocks and grab your socks!!

 

[gcarms]

What, no OD or FDE... and not a rail anywhere on that thing. How am I supposed to add all the necessary lethality increasing items that are needed to make it through the day????

I bet if I put it on my shoulder, it wont even go UP?????

Useless, just useless!!!!

 

[Watchout Larry]

Not married I take it?

You're not married are you?
lol

Not right now. I trade them in every five years just like my truck. I really like them shiny and fresh.

 

[gravis]

Not right now. I trade them in every five years just like my truck. I really like them shiny and fresh.

Sounds interesting..... How much cash difference for a shiny new one lmao

 

[Mister Donut]

Lol, link?

Any LE/MIL discounts on it?

 

[Far North]

What, no OD or FDE...

Of course not. The users of this military alarm clock are responsible for polishing it to a high shine using toothpaste.

 

[Mister Donut]

Of course not. The users of this military alarm clock are responsible for polishing it to a high shine using toothpaste.

Manufactured in Club Ed?

 

[jmichelin84]

Will it wear better than the plastic ones cause I donkey Kong them often ahha

 

[Kirby64]

Is the inside chrome lined?

hahahahah, oh man

 

[Jericho]

pffffffffft .... lfaatc gaugetown

Borden too.

 

[Vansterdam]

Lol

 

[Travis Bickle]

I thought I was going to see the old grey and black deal that's sitting half broken at the bottom of every kit closet in every shack/barracks you check into! lol

 

[Far North]

Manufactured in Club Ed?

That's an entirely different receptacle they polish in club Ed

 

[GunsNotPuns]

That brings back memories... awful memories. The only thing worse then when they smashed the lid on the can was when they fired blank rounds into the cans.