What's 'yer problem. Conservation Officers with patrol carbines (that we all know are entirely different than AR's the minute they get that new, less aggressive name) will save 'yer...um, bacon...should you ever encounter a rampaging drift of wild pigs. What, the CA's can't be everywhere at once to protect you? Stop 'yer whining and get on board with the city folks who manage that little contradiction just fine. Like that 59 year old stabbing victim in Toronto they got to just a smige after the fact.