Nuisance Black Bear

[Gatehouse]

Got a call from my sister-in-law yesterday saying the bear was around again.
But someone sent the bear a fax, because when I got there 25 minutes later,
he was no where to be seen.
Sooner or later, he will make a fatal error, and my sausage will be made.
Dave.

Sausages taste best when they deliver themselves to the back yard.

 

[hoytcanon]

Bears eat my quad seats as regular as clock work. The last one had 78 miles on it. Pretty sure they do that to be dicks.

Maybe they just got a good gander at your skinny azz and were going for a custom fit.