O.K. what bas**d did it this time!
- Thread starter twosteam
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I think you guys have it wrong. We need a summoning circle for Smellie:
First we need 3 Turkish Enfields stacked together.
Next we need a copy of 'a rifleman goes to war'
300 pieces of DIL brass, deprimed
A fresh Pizza and a cup of coffee with cream and sugar on the side
a pill bottle full of tic tacs
last we need a cup of ... hmm well this is strange , the last part of my paper has been damaged. I can't read if we need BLO or BLOW... somebody has smudged this last part. Well lets just get a cup of both.
So in the middle we are going to set up the Enfields with the stacking hooks and in a rough circle around them we are going to place the brass, necks facing in , take the cups of BLO and blow and put them beside the Enfields to refinish the stocks , i guess the second is used to stay up all night and into the next week to refinish the stocks. Next we place the pizza, coffee , and tic tacs beside a nice copy of 'rifleman goes to war'.
Now we just have to wait ...... oh shoot i forgot the last part. In a very loud voice you need to say "My Enfield doesn't shoot well with these boat tail bullets , I should check the headspace. CGN told me so". say that three times very very loudly and this should summon Smellie!
Hope that helps.
First we need 3 Turkish Enfields stacked together.
Next we need a copy of 'a rifleman goes to war'
300 pieces of DIL brass, deprimed
A fresh Pizza and a cup of coffee with cream and sugar on the side
a pill bottle full of tic tacs
last we need a cup of ... hmm well this is strange , the last part of my paper has been damaged. I can't read if we need BLO or BLOW... somebody has smudged this last part. Well lets just get a cup of both.
So in the middle we are going to set up the Enfields with the stacking hooks and in a rough circle around them we are going to place the brass, necks facing in , take the cups of BLO and blow and put them beside the Enfields to refinish the stocks , i guess the second is used to stay up all night and into the next week to refinish the stocks. Next we place the pizza, coffee , and tic tacs beside a nice copy of 'rifleman goes to war'.
Now we just have to wait ...... oh shoot i forgot the last part. In a very loud voice you need to say "My Enfield doesn't shoot well with these boat tail bullets , I should check the headspace. CGN told me so". say that three times very very loudly and this should summon Smellie!
Hope that helps.
WestIslandRifle
CGN frequent flyer
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- QUEBEKISTAN, Canada
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Obviously not a Member of the INNER CIRCLE. Send a PM to TALQUIN for your Party Membership Card and Decoder Ring.
It does make sense, when you know what this is all about!.
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Only confirmed known photograph of SMELLIE. Taken 30 years ago in front of the Sock Closet.
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Even the Horses are laughing at this one!
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Alleged photograph of SMELLIE, taken at his 55 th. Birthday party.
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And MAX has his comments on this too.
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- Location
- Beaverlodge, Alberta
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ALL IS WELL!
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We have been secretly slipping triple doses of his medicine into his coffee. There are now small clouds of smoke emerging from the cracks around the door, and the usual weird grunting noises we have come to expect are being heard from the sock closet.
We did set up a Trail Camera, and got a fairly good picture of "something" carrying out a Chamber Pot early this morning at 03:47.
If this follows the normal pattern, SMELLIE should be back with us about three days after the next full moon, which occurs, according to my calendar, on May 6th.
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ALL IS WELL!
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We have been secretly slipping triple doses of his medicine into his coffee. There are now small clouds of smoke emerging from the cracks around the door, and the usual weird grunting noises we have come to expect are being heard from the sock closet.
We did set up a Trail Camera, and got a fairly good picture of "something" carrying out a Chamber Pot early this morning at 03:47.
If this follows the normal pattern, SMELLIE should be back with us about three days after the next full moon, which occurs, according to my calendar, on May 6th.
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Ya especially us guys who are fairly new at this
Come on out smellie one guy doesn't speak for the rest of us
Just a question, WTF is a sock closet anyway? How many pairs of socks does Smellie own to actually have a designated closet? I have two feet and less than half a drawer of socks. Most of those have the big toe blown out (I'm too lazy to toss them, and they make good gun rags ). How big is this "sock closet"? Why does it exist? Should I build one? Smellie...I need some answers here! I'm feeling a melt down coming on 
. Come on out, put the pizza down, nevermind the sh1theads if they won't listen and give me the reasoning behind this sock closet...
please?
Plinker777
). How big is this "sock closet"? Why does it exist? Should I build one? Smellie...I need some answers here! I'm feeling a melt down coming on . Come on out, put the pizza down, nevermind the sh1theads if they won't listen and give me the reasoning behind this sock closet...please?
Plinker777
aftermidnight
CGN frequent flyer
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- West Kelowna BC
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