Of all the Mythical Beasts I should like to capture, the one so elusive, never seen in the wild, so rare to almost not qualify as a Mythical Beat ( all myths being based in fact at some point) is the Rational, Logical Anti Gun Advocate, I have seen so many of the Rabid, unthinking, irrational species, I am pretty sure that none other exist. Oh but to see one , ably crafting a logical argument, based upon real fact, logically setting aside the positions of the Pro Freedom advocates, standing proud wreathed in the mane and crest of lucid thought! What a sight! Alas, I'm certain that no such beast exists, in myth or in legend, not even in fantasy.
Yet one does have concern for the more common species, if not for the fact that they are born from raw emotion and feed on tragedy, Spawning like toads in the muddy waters of hyperbolic rhetoric, they too would be on the decline, I have been told that if you can get one of these beasts to look you in they eye, and to stop screeching for just a few moments, if they can be made to examine proof, and facts they will in fact disappear in a puff of logic.