Building a gun room to bring my tribe, home.
Sorry that is not one of the "prescribed" excuses.

No points for uniqueness.
Please refer one of the following lame-assed excuse

1. I just ordered a rifle.
2. I don't have a load worked up yet.
3. I have to cut the grass. (see #5)
4. Wife has a Honeydo list for me this weekend. (see #5)
5. I am pussy whipped.
6. It is too far to drive.
7. I only talk a big game and really don't want to embarrass myself on the range.
8. The new scope I ordered isn't in yet.
9. I gotta work.
10. Ammo cost too much money to just shoot it at paper targets.
11. I have to babysit the kids while my wife goes shopping. (See #5)
12. I gotta clean the gutters.
13. Memberships cost too much.
14. Wal-Mart was out of .338LM ammo.
15. My rifle won't shoot that far.
16. I am not allowed out of the house on the weekends by myself. (see #5)
17. My dies aren't in yet.
18. My bullets are on back order.
19. Gotta take the kids to Wonderland this weekend.
20. Wife plans to get pregnant this weekend and I have to be there. (okay, this one is allowed)