Several years ago I was at a gun show with a friend. As usual during that period, I was broke. Saw a whole table covered with grimy old sportered LEs... and there were 2 on the table which COULD be old enough to be Sparkbrooks, so I looked carefully, flipping bolt-handles up, peeking and flipping bolt-handles down.
Found one rifle a lot odder than the others, put it back and walked away, shaking my head.
My friend said to mne, "Something good?"
"Something REAL good," I answered.
"BUY IT," he hissed at me.
"I'm broke."
He shoved three hundred bucks into my pocket and said, "Buy it!"
So I went back to the table, talked the guy down from 50 to 40 bucks, showed him my permit, he made out a receipt in duplicate, gave me both copies and I towed this relic away from his table by the muzzle, dragging it like a dead rat, down to where my friend waited at the end of the aisle.
"Well, what is it," he asked.
"Nothing much," I said back, "A.G. Parker, Birmingham, custom sporter on a Mark II Lee-Metford action, gold front sight, Parker barrel. No magazine. Oh, serial number 19."
I handed him back 260 of his dollars and we both grinned like thieves, all the way to the parking-lot.
I have a letter from Parker-Hale that they did this one back about 1920, 23-inch barrel, gold front sight and all. Closer than that they can't date, having been bombed during the Second European Unpleasantness of 1939-45.
Right now, it is in pieces, undergoing a complete.... and very careful.... restoration to "used rifle" status, which will be a considerable upgrade from "absolute junk".
It will be at my estate sale.... but no sooner.
And I'm hoping to delay that one by a fair bit.