Pet Names for Guns

[muckle]

Well my Deer rifle that has produced many kills I simply call it ( MEAT )

 

[ninepointer]

Meet "Blondie"

 

[rebel01]

I only named one of the guns I have owned.It was a Remington 742 carbine in .308.I named it NOGOOD,UNRELIABLE,JAMMIN',FRUSTRATING PIECE OF SH#T.It still resides off the end of the dock at my camp in about sixty feet of water.Havn't missed a moose since it went swimming.

 

[matthewpauls]

My 6mm is named "the dogfather"

 

[bearhunter338-06]

The only thing stupider than naming your firearms is naming your ####. It's also a sign that you don't have nearly enough guns if you can come up with a name for all of them.

I call my #### "The incredible moisturizing heat seeking missal"

 

[V-Max]

Marocchi o/u - #### cheney...wanna go hunting. Just kidding, I call it Marocchi
Rem 31/2 supermag 870. - The 870...i know very original
sks tula - the russian
lee enfield no4 mark1 - the brittish
.308 BLR - Grandpa's Gun
Sr 22 - the SR
30-30 winchester - heirloom/ Grandpa Pete's gun

Awesome!! I have a 1937 Savage 3B .22 that my grandfather purchased brand new. My son now shoots it, and we call it PETE'S .22!!

 

[ciphery]

And don't forget
Better Bob and Shamu!
Cat

Ok so I figure "better Bob is a 257 Akley Improved Roberts.....
But what the %&¥¤ is a Shamu?!
My personal dislike is "a (da) Gat"....which you would think refers to a Gatling gun but in fact refers to any gun when speaking Ebonics (gangsta gutter English)

 

[warnniklz]

My weatherby vanguard 30_06 is named Selina... as In Selina Kyle. She's sleek, beautiful, lethal and wears a black suite... just like Catwoman.

 

[spacesaver]

Well, the black rifle is called "gun', my 2-3 .22s are called "gun", and I think I started calling my pistols "lil gun". Unless they respond to just gun as well.