I'm still confused about what part of the chicken the "fingers" and "nuggets" come from.Being an old farm boy I used to have to dig under the old hens for eggs, something I never liked doing. Never found any "fingers" or "nuggets", but did learn what "peckish" meant.
Then there's buffalo "wings", another of modern society's great nutritional enigmas.
With all of the great food in Germany, I could never understand why anyone would go into a McDildoes over there.Maybe just curiosity.
Don't know if it's still there or not, but when the oil patch was getting going in Newfoundland, there was a restaurant/bar in downtown St. John's called the "Sundance Saloon". Place was done up like a Toronto advertising executive's idea of what a bar in Calgary SHOULD look like. I was in there with Dave Yager from "The Roughneck" and Dave noticed "Buffalo Chips" on the menu. He told the cutie who was waiting tables, "Hey, where I come from we try not to step in those; we sure don't EAT 'em!"
What we really need is a National Society for the Protection of Chickens. Just imagine all those poor chickens running around out there with no fingers and no balls!!!! HOW are they supposed to eat????? We could have big street marches and singing, just like back in the '60s but without Commies to ruin everything. We could tell the CBC that our guns are to protect the poor chickens.... they are just about dumb enough to fall for it, too. Could be fun. We'd get the CBC on our side, anyway, and once they are on your side, truth is no deterrant to a good heartrending story.
I have to take off now; store is opening pretty quick and I need a new roll of tinfoil; this hat is just about worn out. Too many Z-rays, I guess. Say, you ever notice how many zombies hang around tofu bars? I wonder.......
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Knew a fellow who partway put himself through university by starting the International Society to Save the Borg. He wrote up pamphlets about how terribly those cute little Borgs were being treated..... friendly little creatures torn from their mothers only a few days after birth...... treated abominably by profit-lusting businessmen...... actually screaming as they were skinned alive, just to make fun-fur linings for coats and gloves...
It's only in the last 10 years that the prices on these have started to climb.
I referred to a red fun-fur coat at the mall as "Muppet Skin" and my little girl ran out of Old Navy screaming that somebody had killed Elmo...
Wifey will love that one......![]()
If you think chicken fingers & nuggets are rare, where do chinese food joints get those mutant chicken balls?



























