Progressive Sale #18

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Gary is out of town and I have commandeered the cool guy chair. I make the rules now, and I have declared every Friday to be Ice Cream Day. Also, I wanted to do a PROGRESSIVE SALE so I'm doing one. If the guys upstairs in the retail store could figure out how to work a computer, they might try to stop me, but they can't... so I am gonna give CGN a shot at a tactical black rifle at a reduced price :D

I always like doing CGN Progressive Sales because it gives me a chance to have a little fun and put cool guns in the hands of shooters coast to coast, so while I am in charge before Gary gets back, I decided to do a WINDHAM WEAPONRY SRC AR-15!



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Here's how it works: I just dropped the price on this gun $100, right now, just like that. Every day, I drop it another $20 and usually I will laugh like a supervillain when I do this. You are competing against everyone else... gambling. Do you wait one more day for it to go down an extra $20, or do you buy it before someone else gets trigger happy? I only have one gun at this price -- even if I had a second rifle in the store, only one is on progressive sale, and only one goes at that price. You have to play your cards right, because the first one sold is the only one sold!

The winner? He or she gets a cool gun at a discount. Whoever buys first, wins! In this case, they're gonna get a 16" chrome-lined direct impingement AR-15 made by a major US manufacturer with a low profile railed gas block and a flat top railed upper receiver. This gun comes optics-ready from the factory with a hard case, magazine, collapsing stock, flash hider, and bayonet lug, and is fully compatible with all that cool Magpul stuff everyone puts on their guns to make them look radical! Everybody should own an AR-15, and it's tough to go wrong with a good quality rifle.

Now, Gary gets back soon, so while I barricade myself in the office so he cannot steal his job back, I'm gonna put this Progressive Sale live on CGN so I have something to watch during the standoff. Don't let me down, CGN!

Cheers,
Daniel
 
Gary is out of town and I have commandeered the cool guy chair. I make the rules now, and I have declared every Friday to be Ice Cream Day. Also, I wanted to do a PROGRESSIVE SALE so I'm doing one. If the guys upstairs in the retail store could figure out how to work a computer, they might try to stop me, but they can't... so I am gonna give CGN a shot at a tactical black rifle at a reduced price :D

I always like doing CGN Progressive Sales because it gives me a chance to have a little fun and put cool guns in the hands of shooters coast to coast, so while I am in charge before Gary gets back, I decided to do a WINDHAM WEAPONRY SRC AR-15!



CLICK HERE


Here's how it works: I just dropped the price on this gun $100, right now, just like that. Every day, I drop it another $20 and usually I will laugh like a supervillain when I do this. You are competing against everyone else... gambling. Do you wait one more day for it to go down an extra $20, or do you buy it before someone else gets trigger happy? I only have one gun at this price -- even if I had a second rifle in the store, only one is on progressive sale, and only one goes at that price. You have to play your cards right, because the first one sold is the only one sold!

The winner? He or she gets a cool gun at a discount. Whoever buys first, wins! In this case, they're gonna get a 16" chrome-lined direct impingement AR-15 made by a major US manufacturer with a low profile railed gas block and a flat top railed upper receiver. This gun comes optics-ready from the factory with a hard case, magazine, collapsing stock, flash hider, and bayonet lug, and is fully compatible with all that cool Magpul stuff everyone puts on their guns to make them look radical! Everybody should own an AR-15, and it's tough to go wrong with a good quality rifle.

Now, Gary gets back soon, so while I barricade myself in the office so he cannot steal his job back, I'm gonna put this Progressive Sale live on CGN so I have something to watch during the standoff. Don't let me down, CGN!

Cheers,
Daniel

I'm keeping a close eye on this. Hey Daniel you better hope you don't catch sh!t from Gary.
 
Have two of these and they are really great rifles, nice fit and finish and eats anything we've loaded into it. If I bought this one I wouldn't have to beg my daughters to let me use theirs......hmm.... I might get away with it if my wife was out of town like Gary (notice I didn't say with Gary cause you know .... he's ###ier than Chuck Norris!.... or maybe it's tougher.....can't remember but anyway yeah more than Chuck Norris!) :)
 
Daniel, you sure can make me laugh. Does the " cool guy chair " have those sweet built in video game speakers??

Oh yea, Gary sent me an envelope labeled " dans OT cash " but it was full of these.... Wtf??

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DAY 5: Growing weak from hunger. Ran out of Skittles and cookie dough on Day 3. Should have planned more carefully. Have begun to eat books and a package of gum for sustenance. Can hear Gary in the hallway beyond the barricades, kicking at the door. He is shouting, "No Dan, stop, not $1049.99, only at WanstallsOnline.com!" Changed price again mockingly.

Daniel
 
SOLD!

This progressive sale is over! This rifle sold about two seconds ago. :D

No reason to keep Gary locked out in the hallway anymore. Tomorrow, I will let him have the cool guy chair back.

Cheers,
Daniel
 
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