Question: Gopher shooting on Sundays?

It is however illegal to shoot gophers on the SECOND sunday of the week:rolleyes: !

Best way to cure a hangover is to shoot gophers on sundays! Makes mondays that much easier to bear!
 
Sunday shooting is encouraged because it makes it easier for the gophers to get to heaven. Heaven would be missing something without gophers to shoot.

Does anyone know if the good gophers get to heaven because they deserve to be there or if the bad gophers go there to be shot by the well behaved gopher shooters?
 
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