Ransom Note For SKS

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Dogfish858

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I've got a gorgeous Tula SKS I bought cheap for a project. Really nice gun, looks like it's got 30 rds through it. My plans are perhaps the apex of Bubba, and consist of cutting, welding, drilling, and replacing many things. It may even wind up painted pink. Since so many feel so strongly about destroying history, I'm going to set the ransom at $1000. Without the money delivered in three days, the rifle gets it. I feel bad for doing it but it's not personal, it's business.

Time for the purists to stand up and put their money where their mouths are!
 
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let the SKS go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
 
Dogfish858 said:
I've got a gorgeous Tula SKS I bought cheap for a project. Really nice gun, looks like it's got 30 rds through it. My plans are perhaps the apex of Bubba, and consist of cutting, welding, drilling, and replacing many things. It may even wind up painted pink. Since so many feel so strongly about destroying history, I'm going to set the ransom at $1000. Without the money delivered in three days, the rifle gets it. I feel bad for doing it but it's not personal, it's business.

Time for the purists to stand up and put their money where their mouths are!
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Pfft...

Your the one loosing out on future value/profit. Go ahead, cut it up.
 
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We will not let one of us down.... We have a long reach..... We have eyes and ears everywhere.... You can run - but you can't hide.... We might even know where you live..... We know who is your family...and where they live.....
KGB.
 
If only there were hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions of other SKS's out there in the world... Then we wouldn't have to care So much about this one.
 
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